Posted: Apr 05 2005 at 8:44am | IP Logged

 Example of being flamed: I unleash the dogs of war. Man, that's so squirrely. It makes my skin crawl. Sorry about that. Shortest way to answer your question. 

 I was up at the local watering hole yesterday.  Buddy says, got something I want to show you. We go outside. It's new ride time for the woman. Think he had littel something to do with the picking it out. Black Crysler 300 rear wheel drive hemi. We take it for littel tour. Left me feeling like a fakeo. I'm goin, man this thing is fast. & saying every thing else positive I can think of. In the back of the mind. I'm thinking. Hell, my pickup truck is faster than this. Interior fit & finish is improved but still Crysler esk too. The boy should have gone mustang GT. At least I can't bust on him for driving a girly man car anymore. old ride was a new version VW bug.

My latest illegal move: I'm on a boulevard stuck behind two cars that are driving side by side.  1/2 mile later I'm driving in the middel of both lanes behind the two of em. No body is getting the hint. Road adds a turn lane for left turns across the islands. I swing left and close the gap. Come back in behind em. Still no change. Other than some heavy mirror checking from the guy on the left now. Oh lord, hear it comes. Mix of road rage & cool hand luke flashback. If that's the way he want's it? He gets it! Widens up for another lefty so I bang it. Just like passing a car on a two lane. I'm building up speed & there is no third lane yet. Had to go safe incase jackass hits the brakes & I have no where to go yet. Ah, no prob this truck's got the cahones. Time it perfect. Swing left instead of brake lights. I see that telltale puff of exhaust. Too late bro. Too bad so sad. For added burn I stay in the turn lane till the last second & trace the shape of the curb back in. FYI lefty was a Crysler 300.

If your still unsure what getting flamed means stay tuned. Got the fealing it's about to happen to me.

Posted: Apr 07 2005 at 9:31am | IP Logged

Ok ok ok ok. I now have two definitions for flamed. Thanks guys.

Like the Cool Hand Luke reference btw.